Light-Emitting Diodes as Fashion Statement: Digital and Proud Of It

By SENTINEL STAFF
    You see them all over the city: electronic accessories, and sometimes clothing, with small, red telltale lights. They're on PDAs. On cellphones. On laptops, MP3 players, radios, eyeglasses,belts.
     At night, our streets swarm with crimson fireflies.
    "It's caught on with the button-down crowd," City fashion fashion website webmistress Melanie Vranakalovich said. "It's unusual, since the club scene is usually the origin of new fashion trends, such as the leather duster/fedora craze that's still going strong. But the red lights have bypassed the usual hipster contingent completely."
    Charcoal-suited businessmen favor the look, often with the slightly cool touch of dark glasses, worn even during the day. We asked two such men, who declined to identify themselves, about the red-LED accessories. "The better to see you with," said one. "Now go back to your dreamy little life, citizen, and stay warm," said the other.
    Cryptic is the new repartee style, we guess.
    Club denizens take a different view. They view the red-LED types ("LEDdites," they are sometimes called, or "LED agents") with wariness. One muscled hipster, who goes by the handle ToughLucky, put it bluntly: "we're expected to get along, but those are bad dudes. Stay out of their way. They're hard enough to handle even with the latest downloads. You blue – " (he hesitated, here) "You civilians don't stand a chance. Say, do you ever feel all this is some kind of lie?"
   This last is an expression of another popular trend in the city: a quasi-religious movement which maintains reality is an illusion, and promotes worship of – or, as adherents are quick to qualify – gratitude to "the One ."

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